Have you ever attended someone’s wedding in a pair of cargo pants? Well now you can. Casanova creates stylish cargo pants with a slightly dressed up look. Zippers, buttons, studs and other details make their line of men’s wear stand out from the ordinary.

So the next time someone tells you to dress up for some asinine event, toss on an old Kool-Aid shirt and a pair of Casanova cargos. Then bust in the room with a giant ghettoblaster on your shoulders and start yelling something about cheeseburgers. It’s only a wedding. Or your job interview. After you’ve done your song and dance and returned to your car to find another dozen D-cell batteries, they’ll probably realize the genius that you are and book you for future shows.

When other people seem afraid, they’re only afraid of how much they love you!

Casual shoe maker Dragon Beard has released their limited edition 908’s in stores all across Japan. Nothing says asian footwear like swirling dragons in autumn colors.

I’m not going to say that by wearing these shoes you’ll suddenly be able to kick off your garage door and leap into flight and chase a hot chic with a sword that you’ll eventually fight, have sex with, and fight some more. I’m just stating that I’m awesome, and that Ang Lee totally had me in mind for Crouching Tiger. But I had to turn him down after he dropped my idea to use lightsabers.

Designer Kubo has released several colored toques in a suave spiral pattern.

There’s something I love about this toque. Maybe because It kind of looks like a drill bit. Like, if you were to turn around in circles really fast you could probably tunnel a hole to Evangeline Lilly’s apartment, raid her panties, and burn her home to the ground.

And guys, just because her home actually did burn to the ground, doesn’t mean I did it. I mean, I don’t even own this toque.