Casual shoe maker Dragon Beard has released their limited edition 908’s in stores all across Japan. Nothing says asian footwear like swirling dragons in autumn colors.

I’m not going to say that by wearing these shoes you’ll suddenly be able to kick off your garage door and leap into flight and chase a hot chic with a sword that you’ll eventually fight, have sex with, and fight some more. I’m just stating that I’m awesome, and that Ang Lee totally had me in mind for Crouching Tiger. But I had to turn him down after he dropped my idea to use lightsabers.