Distressed denim and high contrast wear are prominent features in this pair of jeans from design house Murder License.

Chaotic sewing and severe destruction around the back pockets is sure to remind those pension collecting seniors on the bus, who may of lived through the Great Depression, that they actually had it easy back then. And that’s why you won’t give up your seat. Because standing agitates your ADHD, and the next thing you know you’d be running up and down the isle screaming “I’m running at 40 mph!” Your doctor swears you don’t have ADHD, but that hasn’t stopped you from snorting crushed Flintstones Vitamins your entire life. Wait. Where was I going with this?