John Bull delivers total comfort with his Old Parka hoodie. The sweater comes in three colors: grey (shown), neutral and black. Long draw strings, a slightly weathered feel, and use of top-notch fabrics place this hoodie high on this summer’s must-have list.

This would make a nice accompaniment for those evenings on the pier, walking a pair of chocolate labs whilst sipping $12 lattes with my hot Swedish nanny. She’s the one that takes care of my kids. And by kids, I mean, my balls. See what I did there? Bizzang!