Kubo Spiral Weave Toque

Designer Kubo has released several colored toques in a suave spiral pattern.

There’s something I love about this toque. Maybe because It kind of looks like a drill bit. Like, if you were to turn around in circles really fast you could probably tunnel a hole to Evangeline Lilly’s apartment, raid her panties, and burn her home to the ground.

And guys, just because her home actually did burn to the ground, doesn’t mean I did it. I mean, I don’t even own this toque.