Dress for comfort, but don’t forget about style! IZREEL has produced this suave new track jacket with many fine details. Carefully chosen colors and fabric, will guarantee this coat to look anything but ordinary. It’s not exactly cheap at around $400, but that hasn’t stopped this hot item from selling out.

I don’t see how the Japanese can afford so much gear. I mean, after personal robots, giant manga collections, and a hefty pachinko budget, where do they cough up the dough to look so trendy? Maybe it’s video games. Maybe the score you get when you play Capcom’s Knights of The Round is what the Japanese get paid in Yen. And for all these years we’ve been plugging our quarters away just to write C.O.K. in the high scores.  

Citizen presents their finest quartz driven mechanical watch. Normally costing thousands more for a time piece of this design, Citizen has managed to price this affordably, starting at around $1500. Each watch from this collection has been impeccably handcrafted and features a distinct look. Nowadays, it is rare to find a mechanical watch this cheap and of this quality. Import this watch from 21 Jewels in Singapore, or Higuchi San in Japan.

I like the day and night indicator. I know there’s a fancy word for it, but the rest of my browser windows are loading porn. The funny Moon Man looks trapped inside the watch, but every night he gets a chance to peer out at your dresser and wonder why anyone would need the entire line of Axe deodorant. You’d think that by getting ‘roof duty’ at your job everyday would be a clear enough message from your co-workers. Yes, you’re watching for airplanes. Even terrorists hate the Sharper Image. 

Another amazing piece from Justin Davis. Silver and cubic zirconia are forged together to produce this jaw dropping design from the Nubia collection. I like how the lion has a ring of its own. It’s like he’s sort of saying, “Dude, my head might be mounted on your puny finger, but at least my ring has a diamond.”

Looking down at your finger, you think, this lion is right, how come my ring is now only second best!? After a brief 30 minute tug-of-war for the diamond you stop shouting profanities at your finger. But only because you want to remain in the movie theatre. Your girlfriend says she’s so embarrassed, but that’s because she’s fat. 

Master craftsman Yasuyuki Ishii has released this beautiful toque. The detailing of the insignia is fantastic, and really shows what Japanese streetwear is all about. If you look closely, one side of the design is slightly darker than the other, giving the illusion of depth. This incredible piece also comes in black, but I prefer it in white for its purity and eye-catching pop.

Speaking of wearing white, you’d better make sure no dirty children try to make a grab for your head while wearing this toque. Because the next thing you know you won’t leave the house without it bundled up in saran-wrap. A month later and it’s the hottest trend in hip-hop: Nas and Jeezy sporting all their gear covered in plastic, held in place with elastic bands. Kind of like grandpa’s couch. Only that it’s phat. 

John Bull delivers total comfort with his Old Parka hoodie. The sweater comes in three colors: grey (shown), neutral and black. Long draw strings, a slightly weathered feel, and use of top-notch fabrics place this hoodie high on this summer’s must-have list.

This would make a nice accompaniment for those evenings on the pier, walking a pair of chocolate labs whilst sipping $12 lattes with my hot Swedish nanny. She’s the one that takes care of my kids. And by kids, I mean, my balls. See what I did there? Bizzang! 

Have you ever attended someone’s wedding in a pair of cargo pants? Well now you can. Casanova creates stylish cargo pants with a slightly dressed up look. Zippers, buttons, studs and other details make their line of men’s wear stand out from the ordinary.

So the next time someone tells you to dress up for some asinine event, toss on an old Kool-Aid shirt and a pair of Casanova cargos. Then bust in the room with a giant ghettoblaster on your shoulders and start yelling something about cheeseburgers. It’s only a wedding. Or your job interview. After you’ve done your song and dance and returned to your car to find another dozen D-cell batteries, they’ll probably realize the genius that you are and book you for future shows.

When other people seem afraid, they’re only afraid of how much they love you!

Casual shoe maker Dragon Beard has released their limited edition 908’s in stores all across Japan. Nothing says asian footwear like swirling dragons in autumn colors.

I’m not going to say that by wearing these shoes you’ll suddenly be able to kick off your garage door and leap into flight and chase a hot chic with a sword that you’ll eventually fight, have sex with, and fight some more. I’m just stating that I’m awesome, and that Ang Lee totally had me in mind for Crouching Tiger. But I had to turn him down after he dropped my idea to use lightsabers.

Designer Kubo has released several colored toques in a suave spiral pattern.

There’s something I love about this toque. Maybe because It kind of looks like a drill bit. Like, if you were to turn around in circles really fast you could probably tunnel a hole to Evangeline Lilly’s apartment, raid her panties, and burn her home to the ground.

And guys, just because her home actually did burn to the ground, doesn’t mean I did it. I mean, I don’t even own this toque.